JoelR's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Seasons Flash]

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That was so beautiful. I was captivated at how peaceful that was and- Hold on, what am I saying? That was boring as hell!

[Misery Loves Company]

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I like it. Nice style and great animation. one of my faves for sure!

[Chase 'n' Pac-Man]

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Pretty funny, but I didn't laugh out loud.
Good concept, just make your next short... longer. did that make sense?

[Sprawl Metropolis (Old)]

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Brilliant! That was just brilliant! You are such a good animator, your cinematics rock, and the story kept me watching. I loved it. My only problem is the graphics. I don't really like the look of the people. If you change those it would pretty much be perfect.

[When Worlds Collide Pt_1]

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To be honest I thought it was sorta dumb.
Overused song, too.
the fighting was kinda weird when they were flying, I thought they were dancing at first.
Scruffy looking graphics.
Storyline= Crap.

[Bread Crums And Sacrifice]

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Aha. Woah. totally blown away.
Shamrock, your abstract style continues to amaze me.
Sv3. Just, wow.
Agular, your physics are perfect.

[Captain Capitalism]

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That was f***ing hilarious! Oh, hold on.. I'm not 18 yet. Great visuals, that just... blew me away.

[The Nintendo Revolution]

haha!

Great. That was.. well, different, but great. I love nintendo too! yay! uh.. yeah. cool.

Jipper responds:

Thanks.

[The assault]

In short, this sucked.

Yup, how it got on front page is another one of those things they call mysteries.
Repetitive.
Boring.
Slow.
Hardly any action, if any.

[Guitar Pickups]

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Crap.I mean, some parts you dont even know what the dude is saying. And it sucks too. Who cares?

Openwounds responds:

I don't care if you care. How about that? You should read the author's comments before viewing the flash.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to write a 4-6 page report on the project.